Texting....or doing the dishes?

Humm.... She appears to be slumped over, diligently applying her effort at the dish. But dish it is not. No, it's her cell phone. When she sees the flash of the camera, the phone slides across the counter, dishes start flying everywhere, and she starts whining. "I thought you were sopost to be doing dishes?"
She replies "But...BUT.... But?....Nicki."
I don't even open my and she knows what she should be doing. And she starts doing what's right.

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