"Quick go boil an egg"

I found a medical emergency trick on Pinterest. Did you know that the membrane of a boiled egg can hold a gash closed long enough to seek proper medical care?

I was SO astounded by this simple medical breakthrough that I shared it with my husband. He smirked, and said "Our daughter is bleeding out, Quick GO BOIL AN EGG."

This made me laugh!!! Oh.
Now I feel stupid. Well, I mean, by the time the eggs done boiling, we could of made it to the ER easily. (Lol)

"OK, honey, I'll meet you in the car... I've got 3 minutes until the egg is done.... APPLY PRESSURE."

Seriously?!?! Lol