If you give a baby a blanket....

She's going to want a juice cup to go with it.

When she starts to drink, she will realize she needs a teddy bear.

When you bring her a teddy bear, she will remind you that there was a bow in her, hair and now it's lost.

So you will have to find it.

When you bring her the bow, it will remind her how much she loves dress up, and she will want to play Doctor with everyone.

Using her thermometer will make her play sick. She will want to lay on a blanket.

And chances are, if she's laying on a blanket, she will want a juice cup to go with it.