The topic: Wedgies.
The grade: A+
Grab a lovely cup of tea, and enjoy the lovely writing of Billy Martin IV. As he takes us down the unpaved road, of wedgies.
Wedgie Research Project
By Definition a Wedgie is defined as a shoe with a wedged heel. Or an act of pulling up a persons underpants tightly between the buttocks. We are going to discuss the second definition. The correct pronunciation of the word Wedgie is ˈwejē. The Pronunciation is take from the Webster's dictionary, along with the definition.
Let me introduce you to Wedgies. Have you ever got a wedgie from one of your siblings your older brother or sister? Have you ever got a wedgie in front of a group of girls? Have you gotten a wedgie that ripped your underwear? Has your friend ever given you a wedgie? Have you ever had a “Wedgie Dare”?
Who gets a wedgie? The most uncommon person to give a wedgie is popular people because they are the ones giving them. The most common person to get a wedgie is someone getting picked on (a nerd) some times at school some times after. Under no circumstances should a special needs child, a pregnant person, or an old man or woman get a wedgie. If you give a wedgie make sure it is to a healthy person.
There are many different techniques to wedgies. I was able to locate a few using the website techniquesmegalisttechniques.com. Here are a few different kinds of techniques I learned. The proper directions to giving a wedgie is Step one: Find a way to surprise your victim. Step two: Grab their underwear and pull to the sky. Step three: Let go and run because they will want revenge and some.
“The Woman's Wedgie” is a wedgie that the victim is waring women underpants. The victim does not have to be a woman. They just have to be waring women's underpants. A guy usually gives this wedgie to a woman just to get there attention. Women do not enjoy this they get very annoyed by it. Now a Quote from a highly educated woman “The higher the wedgie is the more they hurt.” She said that the worse type of underwear to were when getting a wedgie is the expensive type.
Another way of giving a wedgie is called “The Melvin”. It is also known as the front wedgie. I have never seen a front wedgie on video or in real life but I heard it is very painful. A quote from an extremely educated young lady “Bigger the person the more damage.” She said that the worse type of underwear to ware when getting a wedgie is elastic.
“Hanging Wedgie”is another type of wedgie. “A rope is run thru the back of the victim’s underwear’s leg holes. The rope is then thrown over a tree branch or something similar. Someone then yanks on the rope, raising the victim in to the air. The rope should then be tied off.”Quoted from techniquesmegalisttechniques.com. This seems very illogical sense your victim would have to stay still for a little while, but if you have a big group the other people would hold him or her down.
Can you goto the hospital because a wedgie? YES. Our source information for this came from ChaCha! And http://healthmad.com/health/wedgies-can-cause-testicular-damage/#ixzz2MLTGjEB4, http://healthmad.com/health/wedgies-can-cause-testicular-damage/#ixzz2MLTGjEB4. Jack Watson had to get a testicle reattached to his scrotum because of an wedgie. This resulted in an hour long surgery. A ten year old boy named Dave Mark almost last a testicle when his school mates tried to reenact a cartoon they saw. These children should have been told not to try to imitate people on TV, especially cartoons!
The emotional causes from wedgies can be quite extreme. Alexxxxx201 at exspericanceproject.com, this person does not specify if they are a boy or girl, shares there experience of wedgies. “I have been in therapy for 5 years to get over this emotional scaring...I have cried many tears and fought back anger. I have screamed, cried, yelled, and punched my pillow till I was blue in the face...but none of it helped. Now as I am sitting here folks, bearing my soul to you all, I feel very vulnerable and exposed. I am sitting here with tears in my eyes, tissue in hand and a heartfull of grief....
I am shaken, broken inside, and all people do is tease me. Never in my life have I experienced a wegie so strong, so snug, and so hard to get over....I long to meet and hear from other people who have been traumatized by a wedgie and I am here to give you all comfort and let you know...you are not alone. -” Be aware wedgie givers, DO NOT TRAUMATIZE YOUR VICTIM.
People can go to jail for giving a wedgie. The following information came from this sources: "Charges for Giving a Wedgie" Fox News. This article reports that a teacher gave a 10 year old a wedgie and was arrested. The teacher should know to never give a wedgie to a minor.
A invention that could stop a timeless prank. The following information came from"Twins, 8, invent 'wedgie-proof' underpants". This invention was invented by Justin and Jared Serovich. The invention is simple, pull away underwear. A thin fabric with Velcro rips away easily when someone tugs on it. As a fellow wedgie giver I think it defeats the purpose. I would pick-it this business and not buy its products.
In conclusion, wedgies are pretty harmless. We cant make a living off of wedgies we leave them in our childhood but you can bring them back now and then. Enjoy giving wedgies, I broke them down for you. Stay safe and don't take it to far.
This was so much fun to do with Billy. Im really looking forward to a great rest of the school year.
....Always trusting in Jehovah......
Sooo what size wedge is best, per age group, country, and weather xxoo
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